Yaayyy Quotes! :D - Lauren

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Love is when you sit on the internet all day and look for love quotes

Friends VS Best Friends
 Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs. -- Best friend: calls your parents by their first names.
 Friend: has never seen you cry -- Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
 Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink -- Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home
 Friend: asks you to write down your number. -- Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it!)
 Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. -- Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff
 Friend: only knows a few things about you -- Best friend: could write a biography on your life story
 Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing -- Best friend: will always go with you

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.

Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,
even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
seem bright.

Boys, just do it!----Tell her you think shes cool. Tell her why you think shes so cool. Smell her hair. Talk to her in movie theaters. Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her in the river; shell scream and fight you but secretly, shell love it. Hold her hand and skip. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her. Tell her she looks pretty. Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl I know. Sit in the park and talk to her. Take her to the library, and playgrounds, and train stations. Tell her dirty jokes. Tell her stupid jokes. Write poems about her. Just walk around with her. Throw pebbles at her window at night. When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. Take her to shows of bands shes never heard of. Hold her hand in the mosh pit. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Call her. Call her back if she calls you. Sing to her, no matter how bad you are. Carve your names into a tree. Get her mad, then kiss her. Give her piggy-back rides. Give her space if she needs it. Push her on swings. Stay up with her all night when shes sick. Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones. Teach her guitar. Lend her your cds. Write on her. Make her mixtapes. Write her letters. If she asks you to go to a show with her, go, even if it means a 5 hour train trip. Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones. Listen to all the bands she mentions. Dont tell her that her favorite bands suck. When shes sad, hang out with her or stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything. Buy her ice cream. Let her take all the photos of you she wants. Look into her eyes. Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. Kiss her in the rain.When you fall in love with her, tell her. <3

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.

Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing, means absolutely everything to me

Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end

Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget," Jessica - age 8

I miss you when something really good happens, because you're the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you're the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow, and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you the most when I lay awake at night, and think of all the wonderful times that we spent with each other for those were some of the best and most memorable times of my life.

A kiss is just a kiss till you find the one you love. A hug is just a hug till you find the one you're always thinking of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Love was just a word till I heard it from you.

A guy out there was meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soul mate, the one you can tell your dreams to. He'll smile at you, but he'll never laugh at your heart. He'll brush the hair out of your eyes. Send you flowers when you least expect it. He'll stare at you during the movies, even though he paid $8 to see it. He'll call to say goodnight or just cause he is thinking of you. He'll look in your eyes and tell you, you're the most beautiful girl in the world, and for the first time in your life, you'll believe it.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why its called the present.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's learning to dance in the rain.

Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?

Why Girls Love Guys:
1.The way they act so innocent sometimes
2.The way they laugh
3.The way they smile
4.The way they get confused
5.The way they look into your eyes and make everything even just for a second go away
6.The way they touch you just to let you know he is there
7.The way they try to defend themselves when you tease them
8.The way he stares at you when you are walking down the hall even though his best friend is telling him the scores of last nights big game
9.The way they seem to pop out of nowhere and slip their arms around you
10.The way you fit just right in his arms
11.The way he gets embarrassed when he does something clutzy around you and tries to cover it up
12.The way they kiss you when you just had a big fight
13.The way they kiss you when your day has gone completely wrong
14.Actually just the way they kiss you
15.The way when you hug them they feel exactly like your childhood teddy bear
16.The way they can stay on the phone for hours even if he doesnt have much to say
17.The way he looks at you when he thinks you are asleep
18.The way he says "you look beautiful" even though you are just in jeans and a t-shirt
19.The way they stare at you in class and then still stare after he has gotten in trouble for not paying attention
20. The way they say "I LOVE YOU"

Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

Today I caught myself smiling for no reason... then I realized I was thinking about you

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me...

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.

She said "I'm afraid of falling..." and he whispered "I have wings"

Just because it's not what you were expecting, doesn't mean it's not everything you've been waiting for.

Pon and Zi!!! - Lauren

So Pon and Zi are prettymuch the cutest things ever - here's a fan site with a collection of images. ^w^

http://www.ponandzi.com/image.php?img=28

POSITIVALY THE CUTEST MOST HEART WARMING STORY EVER!!!! - Cody

ok for those of you who dont already know i'm a furry, if you dont like it, get over it. Anyway, i was browsing one of my usual sites a couple of months ago and one of my various friends contacted me and sent me a link to a new series he was working on and asked for my input... simply put it was the the cutest thing i had ever read, so he began posting it...

You do not need an account to view this, but if for some reason you do feel the need to create one you will be exposed A LOT of explicit stuff... it'll make highschool seem like first grade

any way here's the link


http://www.sofurry.com/page/126678/user


as long as you do not have an account all the nasty stuff will be hidden so no worries!

Always lol
Cody

I feel Evil. >:) - Lauren

I'm posting from class. Just thought y'all should know. >:D Lolz. Love yas! ^_^

Choir Lock-In! - Lauren

Yay for The Choir/Orchaestra Lock-In! :DDD 

My friends are huge dorks - I love em. X3
(Those dashes on the bottom pic? Those are how many glasses of Dr. Pepper Cody Drank. X3 ...31. 31 glasses. O.O)

SUP GUYS (courtney)

so I found a lucky penny today.

I just thought you guys should know.

because it made me very happy.

kthxbai.

sincerely,

courtney aline ( :

The Assumption Song

This is Just that awesome. Me and Cody busted out singing this during Physics. XDDD

Vampires Suck - Lauren

So here's this. I made this after seeing Vampires suck with Gerda Karen and Dylan - Karen's camera flash made us all epically pale, like the vampires we were making fun of! It was especially amusing because I am the only white one of the group, so I made this. XD Lolllll

Strained is a good way to put it... - Cody

life sucks... lets not be hippies here people, in real life, the one we all live in, it sucks... it's not fare at all... my dad told me yesterday "lifes a bitch, then you die" and it's true... a friend of mine, one i have told that i love, is trying to convince me that i should just give up on her... first she tells me that i'm "the only friend she has", then she says she hates me. i ask "why", and she says "because you wont give up"... then i say "fine! i give up" then she says she says i'll be happy this way, but i feel like shit... then she says she feels like shit... which makes me feel... shittier... Then, i try and be 'just a friend' and she asks me why i dont care, BUT I DO CARE DANG IT!!! and i tell her i do, and she go's off and tells me she wants me to stop caring... god... freaking... dammit... you cant have it both ways...

ok there's my rant... since a good handful of you either have a vagina, or has better luck with those who have vagina's than i do... please... help me out... i really do love this person... she lives in VA and i want to fly there to see her like... the day i have enough cash... please... someone tell me what to do...

Ami-Chan! - Lauren

Ok - so to make up for missing yesterday here's an entire amazing site of wonder. Ami-Chan is the nicest and most awesomest comic person ever! Her Ami-Chan comic is hilarious. With a cast including Lumpy, Spiky, Vin-Diesel Jesus, Mr. Cat, Havoc, and Ami-Chan herself, with occasional guest appearances by her friends or random people, but most often random Anime characters, it is always full of hilarity. XD


Here's a few extra amusing comics for your sampling, but they are all extra awesome. ^-^



Katamari Krazy


Avatar Cosplay Time


Soulja Boy


He-Man is Gay


Puppy Tough Love


Storytime


Harry Potter: Spoilertastic




Alright, that's good for now. But she's hilarious. XD

Stages - Lauren

You know it's true!! ^_^

Explanations - Cody

hello again, inter-webbers... and fellow blaggers, for those of you who dont yet know why i use those terms it's because of this wobsite....

check it out


















Always lol
Cody!

My Dog Booboo - Sarah

Well apparently my dog boo boo has a funny way of hitting walls and doors and chairs or whatever. Cause when I get home he gets sooooo hyperactive and starts to run into doors or walls......and no he's not blind. LOL

Betrayal by Cookie Monster - Lauren

So we did these projects in english where we had to have all this crap related to a book, and one of the groups had this as their video - they had read Wuthering Heights - and I thought it was hilarious. XD Me Taylor and Matt couldn't stop laughing. Lol

ftw? courtney :)

hey look I finally figured out how to work this effing thing!

so yeah; I don't think everyone on here...knows me.

sooo...what's up? :D

I'm courtney, I go to westwood (a.k.a. the crappiest school on the planet >:( )

I'm known as God, and uh...yeah.

I'm cool? (/insert derp thumbs up here.)

also, I spent like five minutes staring at the fish, because I was like "holy crap they follow my mouse. SWIM FISHES, SWIMMM."
yeah,

I'll shut up now.

peace out :)

courtney

The most annoying chain email ever - Lauren

So eons ago I was forwarded an email from a friend. It was one of those ones where it gives you most of the story and then you have to forward it to a bajillion people, then Press Alt-8, and a magical box will appear on your screen giving you the answer. Well me and Rowan Went on a tear trying to find the answer. We eventually found it. Here's the joke.


An old lady went to the store to buy some food for her dog. Upon reaching the check-out, the clerk told her "I'm sorry ma'am, but the store manager heard that many old ladies on limited incomes buy dog food and eat it themselves. We now have a policy - if you want to buy dog food, you have to show us your dog."

Annoyed, the lady went home, got her faithful Fido, and returned to the store, where they sold her the dog food without question.

The next day, she returned to the store to buy cat food. Again, she's reproached by the cashier: "I'm sorry ma'am, but the store manager heard that many old ladies on limited incomes buy cat food and eat it themselves. We now have a policy - if you want to buy cat food, you have to show us your cat."

Frustrated, the woman stormed home, retrieved her precious fluffy and returned to the store, where she was sold her cat food without further incident.

The next day, the woman returned to the store and strode right up to the cashier with a box in her hand.

"Put your hand in this box," she told the puzzled clerk.

"What's in it?" the clerk asked.

"Just put your hand in here," the lady said.

"No, there's probably something in there that will bite me"

"Nothing will bite you, I promise."

Reluctantly, the clerk put her hand in the box, felt the contents, pulled them out to examine them and let out a scream.





Betcha want the end now, Huh? XD

*turns on microphone* - Cody

*clears throat*
yeah yeah, Lauren i know how this works...

is this thing on?
hello? test? TEST!?! test...

HELLO INTER-WEB BLAGGERS!!!! CAN YOU ALL HEAR ME!!??!!??

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT!?! HAVE I ASSIMILATED INTO YOUR CULTURE YET?

this is where Lauren walks up to me calls me a dork and reminds me that i'm writing this, and that it's spelled Bloggers... however i ignore her and from now on will refer to this place as "the blag" and call you all "my fellow blaggers" so... this is a blag eh? well since i gess since this is my first post you'll want to know a bit about me... where should i start...

on march 3rd 1994 my parents found me under a rock on there way to have a baby. The baby turned out to be the second reincarnation of Jesus, and as such was taken away by the government, so instead of Joseph and Mary two point oh, they helped the government cover the whole thing up and raised me... the next three and three fourths of my life were as good as it got... then my sister was born, and lets say that if my life was an inverse parabola, my sister signaled the apex of that parabola... because after that i went to kindergarten... thus separating me from my best friend (also called my brother by those inclined)... that sucked... a lot... no one was really my friend, i was quirky, and an individual BEFORE IT WAS COOL TO BE AN INDIVIDUAL!!!! and along with that came a whole slew of other problems... i caught a break then had that the 'e' and 'a' replaced with an 'i' and had that thrown in my face with my first girlfriend... and her meth-head mother... and her abusive father... and that whole part where she's dead now... (car accident, dont ask... really DONT ASK... if i want you to know i'll tell you) anyway, that all happened in third grade... it wasn't until fourth grade that i trued to join her (again dont ask) then came fifth grade when i just sort of said "F*** it" and trolled up until middle school where, as fate would have it i was reunited with my best friend (hooray!!!!) and life still sucked butt (go figure).

Middle School was three years... all i can say to that was thank god there over and somewhere during eighth grade i stopped being sad about my dead girlfriend... however i was still short and nerdy, and got all the tall thick butt munches you could ever imagine to be there to pick on me oh the joys of middle school...i finally got out of that hell hole three or so years ago...

HIGH SCHOOL!!!! now that was fun... or it was, up until i went to the RROC (you can ask about this one if you dont already know) where it sucked for 13 days, but then it was all good again... other than my (still) best friend High School is where i met my (other) best friends, they were all mostly juniors when i met them but there were also a lot sophomores (YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS being seniors now and whatnot) basically it went something like this, i had gym with Marlena, who in turn led me to meet everyone else, that in conjunction with Zeze deeming me her slave and me not particularly caring enough to really fight it (also she scared me... a lot) led me to the group i would identify myself with for the rest of my foreseeable life... i finally found the acceptance with y'all i never had before (Thanks!) around Christmas i fell in love again... that has ended up... strained.... strained is a nice way to put it...freshman year ended but the friendship lasted until the next year (and will for much longer, but more on that in a bit) that summer was pretty fun full of self discovery and hope and rain bows and all that jazz, i found out i was a furry (and i still am, if you have a problem with it GET THE F*** OVER IT!!!) i also got a phone that summer and that came with all it's own fun little things then summer ended and now its time for SOPHOMORE YEAR!!!! easily the best year of High School for me so far, all my friends were by my sided, i made decent grades, and ate off campus almost every other day (the only thing i would change was that love thing... but hat can i say? my sister is a player, and i'm a romantic... sue me.) this is also the about the time i got into D&D which is an awesome game, it lets me use those imagination muscles that are kind of suppressed now i have several characters, Ahreolin, a half air elemental who's also the split personality comic relief, Leyic, another half air elemental who's theleader of a band of bards who cannot shut up (literally, he takes a -1 on all move silently rolls just because he's always singing under his breath) Vishale, the gay half nymph, Mek (another half air elemental) a blind 75 year old monk who only owns his staff, nothing more, and my newest character Sayris, a half fire elemental,sorcerer and elemental savant, who can barely tell the difference between friend and foe... anyway after the year ended, D&D on Wednesdays became a regular thing i looked forward to all summer long, that ended with summer, luckily for me it was just moved to Thursdays. so far junior year has been fun, though a bit sad with the hall half empty epically when i finally discovered the one career that truly suits me, writing, NOT EDITING DANG IT!!! though i have been getting better at that, i've actually had to learn Chinese this year and that's... interesting... and now here i am, writing a blag with nothing more to say... except this...




I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! YOU MAKE LIFE FUN AND INTERESTING! NEVER A BORING DAY, NEVER A DULL MOMENT! YOU GUYS ARE GREAT TO ME AND I AM HONORED TO HAVE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS!!! :.D


and with that, it's 1:10 in the morning and i bid you goodnight

Always LOL
Cody

Water Off a Duck's Back~Muffin

I like to bitch...a lot. I am a non-stop complaining machine only comparable to sitcom wives and B-rated horror movie ghost. And while it's been shown that "complainers" live longer, I've been known to get on the nerves of those around me. Wait,  there is a point to all this. While I was complaining aimlessly to a friend (I think it had something to do with socks and old condoms) she tried to advise me with an old saying; "like water off a duck's back."

After that statement I recall very little of the remainder of the conversation as I was completely overcome with a compulsive desire to dump a large bucket of water onto a duck. While I understand that an amateur attempt at water-boarding  a cute animal can be misinterpreted, I must know what exactly water off a duck's back looks like. With the fervent manner my friend stated that common simile, there must be some mystical force field that surrounds each and every duck, protecting it from the unwarranted assaults from pudgy, bucket wielding women. If that is true, it must be explored to fullest extent. Can ducks also deflect other liquids, like salt water, or orange juice? Could the power of duck be harnessed used for other purposes, like deflecting embarrassing spills off of a skirt while on a date? The possibilities are unlimited.


Random Duck Facts

1. In World War 2, General Motors developed  the DUKW, popularly known as a "Duck," that was the first amphibious transport to be used in combat. 

2. What came first, "the duck", or "to duck?" Well according to etymologist, duck comes from the Old English tern "ducan" which means "to duck, dive" with ducks being named after the way they dive under the water while eating.

3. Male ducks are called "drakes," while the females are called "hens."

4. Contrary to internet lore, a duck's quack does indeed echo.

5. Foie Gras is a well known gourmet dish originating in France. Foie Gras is a liver of a duck who has been forced fed to the point it's liver swells to ten times it's normal size. It's quite tender. 

6. Feather pillows are most commonly stuffed with duck or goose down. 

From one quack to another,
Muffin

Muffin Mouse! - Sarah

Well...here it goes! ^_^


for some reason my mouse cursor did not work on my screen cause i was using a mouse, well i thought it was broken but i looked down and i was using a muffin for a mouse!! lol!!ish!

Cat People - Shea

You'll learn quickly, i'm not a cat person, in the least.
I have three dogs, a rat, a hamster, fish, and one cat, who I only like because she's Satan in a fur suit.
But nonetheless, cats make me laugh like no other.
I've been feeling...catty...today.
Time for obligatory cat pictures!
Here's some funnies.

BAAAAW


This Pleases Me


I Banish Thee


Not For Sits


Porthole to Hell

Catnip





I give up.

Leek Spin.com - Lauren

So Jd sent me this link, and It's pretty much the most amusing thing I've seen all week. It's entirely too hard to tear yourself away!

http://www.leekspin.com/

It's nothing awkward don't worry. Lolz

FIRST POST! - Lauren

OK! SO! This is the Blog of Amazing Awesome.
The Blog of Amazing Awesome is a collaborative blog between me and my friends and everything cool we feel like sharing or talking about, We shall share and talk about! Pictures, video links, amusing anecdotes, Anything!
RULES:
1: Nothing obscene or anything, we wanna keep it pg 13. swearing is fine, but in small doses please. :)
2: Put your name in the post title so people can see who posted it
3: If you read this and would like to participate send me an email at lauren.badkitty@gmail.com and I can add you!
4: if you would like to invite your friends feel free to email me and I'll send the invite thingy
5: NO RANTING! No complaining, ranting, whining, or anything negative, unless it is very amusing ranting. :)
6: I reserve the right to edit or delete inappropriate posts.
7: Have fun!