*turns on microphone* - Cody

*clears throat*
yeah yeah, Lauren i know how this works...

is this thing on?
hello? test? TEST!?! test...

HELLO INTER-WEB BLAGGERS!!!! CAN YOU ALL HEAR ME!!??!!??

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT!?! HAVE I ASSIMILATED INTO YOUR CULTURE YET?

this is where Lauren walks up to me calls me a dork and reminds me that i'm writing this, and that it's spelled Bloggers... however i ignore her and from now on will refer to this place as "the blag" and call you all "my fellow blaggers" so... this is a blag eh? well since i gess since this is my first post you'll want to know a bit about me... where should i start...

on march 3rd 1994 my parents found me under a rock on there way to have a baby. The baby turned out to be the second reincarnation of Jesus, and as such was taken away by the government, so instead of Joseph and Mary two point oh, they helped the government cover the whole thing up and raised me... the next three and three fourths of my life were as good as it got... then my sister was born, and lets say that if my life was an inverse parabola, my sister signaled the apex of that parabola... because after that i went to kindergarten... thus separating me from my best friend (also called my brother by those inclined)... that sucked... a lot... no one was really my friend, i was quirky, and an individual BEFORE IT WAS COOL TO BE AN INDIVIDUAL!!!! and along with that came a whole slew of other problems... i caught a break then had that the 'e' and 'a' replaced with an 'i' and had that thrown in my face with my first girlfriend... and her meth-head mother... and her abusive father... and that whole part where she's dead now... (car accident, dont ask... really DONT ASK... if i want you to know i'll tell you) anyway, that all happened in third grade... it wasn't until fourth grade that i trued to join her (again dont ask) then came fifth grade when i just sort of said "F*** it" and trolled up until middle school where, as fate would have it i was reunited with my best friend (hooray!!!!) and life still sucked butt (go figure).

Middle School was three years... all i can say to that was thank god there over and somewhere during eighth grade i stopped being sad about my dead girlfriend... however i was still short and nerdy, and got all the tall thick butt munches you could ever imagine to be there to pick on me oh the joys of middle school...i finally got out of that hell hole three or so years ago...

HIGH SCHOOL!!!! now that was fun... or it was, up until i went to the RROC (you can ask about this one if you dont already know) where it sucked for 13 days, but then it was all good again... other than my (still) best friend High School is where i met my (other) best friends, they were all mostly juniors when i met them but there were also a lot sophomores (YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS being seniors now and whatnot) basically it went something like this, i had gym with Marlena, who in turn led me to meet everyone else, that in conjunction with Zeze deeming me her slave and me not particularly caring enough to really fight it (also she scared me... a lot) led me to the group i would identify myself with for the rest of my foreseeable life... i finally found the acceptance with y'all i never had before (Thanks!) around Christmas i fell in love again... that has ended up... strained.... strained is a nice way to put it...freshman year ended but the friendship lasted until the next year (and will for much longer, but more on that in a bit) that summer was pretty fun full of self discovery and hope and rain bows and all that jazz, i found out i was a furry (and i still am, if you have a problem with it GET THE F*** OVER IT!!!) i also got a phone that summer and that came with all it's own fun little things then summer ended and now its time for SOPHOMORE YEAR!!!! easily the best year of High School for me so far, all my friends were by my sided, i made decent grades, and ate off campus almost every other day (the only thing i would change was that love thing... but hat can i say? my sister is a player, and i'm a romantic... sue me.) this is also the about the time i got into D&D which is an awesome game, it lets me use those imagination muscles that are kind of suppressed now i have several characters, Ahreolin, a half air elemental who's also the split personality comic relief, Leyic, another half air elemental who's theleader of a band of bards who cannot shut up (literally, he takes a -1 on all move silently rolls just because he's always singing under his breath) Vishale, the gay half nymph, Mek (another half air elemental) a blind 75 year old monk who only owns his staff, nothing more, and my newest character Sayris, a half fire elemental,sorcerer and elemental savant, who can barely tell the difference between friend and foe... anyway after the year ended, D&D on Wednesdays became a regular thing i looked forward to all summer long, that ended with summer, luckily for me it was just moved to Thursdays. so far junior year has been fun, though a bit sad with the hall half empty epically when i finally discovered the one career that truly suits me, writing, NOT EDITING DANG IT!!! though i have been getting better at that, i've actually had to learn Chinese this year and that's... interesting... and now here i am, writing a blag with nothing more to say... except this...




I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! YOU MAKE LIFE FUN AND INTERESTING! NEVER A BORING DAY, NEVER A DULL MOMENT! YOU GUYS ARE GREAT TO ME AND I AM HONORED TO HAVE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS!!! :.D


and with that, it's 1:10 in the morning and i bid you goodnight

Always LOL
Cody